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He could but then he'd have to do a night drop on everyone who saw the pics.
He is that big a bad a$$!
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Campfire Kahuna
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SquatToPee,
Do you know what the first sign of AIDS is?
A pounding sensation in your azzhole.
I reckon you'll be conducting your weekends a touch differently now9or at least should be),after that Public Service Announcement.
Congratulations?!?................
Brad says: "Can't fault Rick for his pity letting you back on the fire... but pity it was and remains. Nothing more, nothing less. A sad little man in a sad little dream."
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Campfire Regular
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I'd like to announce a new business venture. I'll be forcing my wife and children to make paracord ball cupping gloves. Standard color is rainbow. Tactical models are black with an extra thumb that velcros out of the way when you aren't using it, because tactical has to have extra schidt that nobody needs or can figure out. The Montana Action Hero model is fingerless with an open back, Velcro closure, and a padded leather palm. Additions - palms lined with leather, latex, fur, feathers, or studs. R&D is proceeding on a leopard print color option. R&D also underway on paracord cock rings.
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Campfire Ranger
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Shouldn't the Montana version have sheeps wool.
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Would you be able to do a fleece lining on the Montana Action Hero version?
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire Outfitter
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I have absolutely nothing to add here,
Just feeling very, very, left out.
Any chance someone could throw some insults in my general direction, I'd sleep much better tonight.
Thanks in advance.
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Campfire Outfitter
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SquatToPee,
Do you know what the first sign of AIDS is?
A pounding sensation in your azzhole.
Uber funny...
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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I have absolutely nothing to add here,
Just feeling very, very, left out.
Any chance someone could throw some insults in my general direction, I'd sleep much better tonight.
Thanks in advance. Nobody gives a flying [bleep] how you sleep!!! GFY with your little pencil dick... Feel better?
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I have absolutely nothing to add here,
Just feeling very, very, left out.
Any chance someone could throw some insults in my general direction, I'd sleep much better tonight.
Thanks in advance. Your avatar is lame. The Packers are a bunch of girly men losers.
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You're my #1 BFF, thanks.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Yall are welcome for the ball cupping reference.
your flippant remarks which you so adeptly sling
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Campfire Regular
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Shouldn't the Montana version have sheeps wool. Absolutely not. Have you ever seen a Chuck Norris movie? Those are genuine leather! You do give me an idea for a new model we'll call "The 'flave" -a two glove set, one with a sheep's wool palm, and the other covered in velcro to aid in catching the sheep to be cupped. I'd like to name you as my Product Development Manager, let me know if you're interested.
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Yall are welcome for the ball cupping reference. You want to be our Marketing Manager? Now we just need one of the 'fire's lawyers, and we can take this thang public!
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your flippant remarks which you so adeptly sling
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Yall are welcome for the ball cupping reference. Hadn't heard of that move up here yet. You Texans are so trendy.
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You know those wrist things quarterbacks wear? We could make one with all of BS' favorite catch phrases printed on there so while the stalkers cup his balls they can wow him with their BS impersonations.
your flippant remarks which you so adeptly sling
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I'm always looking for new ways to make my balls feel good. I'm a trend setter.
your flippant remarks which you so adeptly sling
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