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A friend was being attacked by a large dog and realized that he had no way of getting away from the perp so he doubled up his fist and swung straight at his mouth. Perfect swing as dog's mouth was open so friend's fist went quite the distance down dog's throat so he began to grab hold of whatever he could while whacking dog on the back of his neck with the other hand. Dog finally was able to spit him out and headed for parts unknown. Friend said that from that day on, anytime that dog saw him he would leave the country as fast as he could. Lesson learned.
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Ingwe, can you train a dog to target a specific part of the perp's anatomy...like the crotch? A Mal so trained would give new meaning to the term crotch rocket. I have this mental picture of the dog happily returning to his handler w/ a sac full of souvenirs. GOOD BOY!
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Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that. Craig Douglas ECQC
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fellow Orkin man caught a large Alsatian mid-air coming across an unfenced back yard, big man slung him down, body slammed the dog and stomped his ass
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I worked with a few dogs overseas that loved a good fight. Lived for resistance. Dogs like that are special though, even plenty of mals get washed out because they won't take real pressure- but there really aren't any other breeds even worth mentioning.
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i'd have thought once he started punching the dog that the SS guys would get in on it a bit faster..
Pretty disappointing display from what the video showed
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