It's the blonde girl with the Ivy League educated bro in commercials and advertising. They live in a manicured community of 3500+ sq. Ft. houses with manicured lawns that looks like a prime suburb in the Midwest. In real life, it's the blonde girt with Natty Dreadlocks.

The White dudes have the Asian chicks, and a few Asian dudes with the brunette European. They all live in the chic Urban Rival part of some city that is as clean and friendly as Helsinki.

They all commute to work in 5 minutes with no traffic, mom is happy to cook super healthy meals, the neighbor guy next door is always a caucasian idiot who over paid for a car, insurance, or can't grill without setting the house on fire.


Yeah, I've seen these commercials.


"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo