Troy, I feel your pain. I break out just looking at the stuff.
You've been given some good advice here. If I think I've been exposed, I wash in
cold water with Dawn.
As far as Roundup goes, this version (
LINK) is what I use around the property when I can't spray it with GrazonNext HL.
Sounds like you've been living the dream. Well, except for the poison ivy nightmare...
It's good to see you back on here.
Ed