I'm from Miami Beach and you wanna show me the ocean?
Ray "Bones" Barboni (Dennis Farina) in Get Shorty.
Both that and Be Cool are pretty damn funny. I like pretty much anything written by Elmore Leonard.
Yep, both are among my favorites. For anyone not familiar with Get Shorty, I typed the PG version of the line as it has nearly as many F bombs as Pulp Fiction.