Actor 1: Are you trying to steal my woman?
Actor 2: I beg your pardon?
Actor 1: You heard me, Coltrane.
Actor 2: Coltrane?
Actor 1: What?
Actor 2: Did you just call me Coltrane?
Actor 1: No.
Actor 2: You didn't?
Actor 1: No.
Actor 2: Okay.
[he turns away]
Actor 1: But if I did... you wouldn't be able to do anything about it, would you?
Actor 2: You don't think so?
Actor 1: No, I don't.
Actor 2: Listen, if you think you can just march in here...
Actor 1: You wanna talk some jive? I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you never heard!
I guess we are both Anderson fans
Royal Tannenbaum to Henry Sherman in the Royal Tennenbaums
