" Im Nick , what can I do you for?"
" I'm just looking for some hiking boots"
" well well hiking boots eh?..well lets see what we got....
These here are top of the line, scientifically engineered and all that crap, guaranteed by some sierra club azzhole
not to hurt a chipmunk IF you step on it, personally I think they are for pussies and f*ggots....
Now these are vietnam jungle boots, cost you half as much , last you twice as long and great for stomping queers."
