"How do you write women so well?"
"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."
As Good As It Gets. Jack Nicholson replying to the receptionist at his publishers.
P.S. This is dangerously close to a chick flick. You get a pass this time because Jack Nicholson plays a misogynistic recluse and it has a scene with an almost naked Helen Hunt, but be careful...