Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Mr. Simms: Do you have any experience?
Actor: No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.


Wedding Singer. Sandler.


I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.