Got a kick out of the last paragraph:
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Winchesters well known agent Colonel Addis, picked up the Savage rifle and attempted to jam a round in the action. Arthur Savage, a brawny man with a shock of dark hair and a walrus mustache, retaliated by seizing the Winchester and jamming a round into the breech so firmly that it had to be pried out with a knife. Following these solemn proceedings, the board retired to deliberate it's choice.
