Damn right, I'm all hat and no stinking cattle. And proud of it.

I can buy all the beef I want from you cowpussies who seem to love herding those stinking beasts.

Right now I'm looking out over tens of thousands of acres from my 5.2 acre RANCH, while enjoying a glass of wine. What's wrong with that?

Maybe tomorrow I'll send some of my people out to bring in a heifer or two.


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