Damn right, I'm all hat and no stinking cattle. And proud of it.
I can buy all the beef I want from you cowpussies who seem to love herding those stinking beasts.
Right now I'm looking out over tens of thousands of acres from my 5.2 acre RANCH, while enjoying a glass of wine. What's wrong with that?
Maybe tomorrow I'll send some of my people out to bring in a heifer or two.
The difference between a 5.2 acre ranch and a real one is 5.2 acres ain't enough room to park the equipment to keep a real ranch operational...
The Spanky Spinach Ranchette... that would look good over the gate. The perfect place to sit over a glass of wine and look out over tens of thousands of acres (that someone else owns) and feel superior about having to summon your "peeps" to come wipe your ass for you...
