Yeah,..so I get this rash, ya see?,.. and I'm diggin' 'round in the medicine cabinet for something that looks promisin',.... see the Absorbine Junior.

I think,.. "It works on the old man's athletes feet!,..what the hell?!

whoooooo-EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee

It'll turn ya into a human fan, man,...no chit!