Brussels sprouts are turd-surprise filled satanic baby cabbages.
Minute Rice is pure evil and should be banned.
Soft serve ice cream machines are a bacteriological minefield and a public health hazard.
Nearly anything from Chicago is defiled by association.
I can't decide if Light Beer is tastes like beer flavoured seltzer water, or seltzer water flavoured beer.
Red Bull tastes like a combination of children's chewable aspirin and a drunk diabetic's pi$$. [or so I imagine]
