Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Food, Cooking, and Game Preparation Stuff Sam Don't like

Brussels sprouts are turd-surprise filled satanic baby cabbages.

Minute Rice is pure evil and should be banned.

Soft serve ice cream machines are a bacteriological minefield and a public health hazard.

Nearly anything from Chicago is defiled by association.

I can't decide if Light Beer is tastes like beer flavoured seltzer water, or seltzer water flavoured beer.

Red Bull tastes like a combination of children's chewable aspirin and a drunk diabetic's pi$$. [or so I imagine]