I'd prefer to not escort either, actually. Been there, done that.

But, Tanner Dudette "really takes the cake", so to speak. I mean, college kid? Come on.

I was tagging two mulies on the Uncompahgre and up along The Piceance, long before his parents even knew each other (literally).

Anyway, none of it matters, really.

Youngsters need to start somewhere.