Just think of all the other exciting things that go with the hunt. Like trying to figure out how your going to pee through 10" of clothing when you only have a 9" dick , the smell of your own farts creeping out of your turtleneck and then getting caught in your face mask and staying there. Figuring out how the hell can I keep my sandwich and cookies from freezing before I want to eat them. Praying that the urge to have to drop a deuce doesn't hit you while on stand from the 15 Swedish meatballs you had as an appetizer the night before. Better yet figuring out how your gonna keep from crapping in your coveralls with all these dam thermals on . How about wondering why the [bleep] did I bring this big azz backpack full of chit that I didn't use all week. Last but not least this dam propane heater doesn't do chit !
