Shrapnel, what's goin' on here? That "turkey gun" has no extended supertight magical Venturi-bored choke, no camo paint, and it ain't even an automagic.... And where's the camo variable scope with the "Turkey Plex" reticle?

HIGHLY irregular, sir.

Was Mike Armstrong. Got logged off; couldn't log back on. RE-registered my old call sign, Mesa.
FNG. Again.
Mike Armstrong