Originally Posted by CCCC
A neighbor lady in town swallowed one of those gadgets and soon grew a jut jaw, two rows of really sharp teeth and a dorsal fin.

� ancient comment on prenatal determinance �

Guy beat his wife with a broom when she was pregnant with their son.

Kid was born with a straw hat and a peg leg.


"Good enough" isn't.

Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.