So my question is....

If you soak burlap in Red Dye Diesel, and nail it to a tree say 3 feet high, do ya think it would attract Schmuck to rub up against it to keep down all the fleas off of him? and cut down on that Body Oder problem?

Would be interesting to see if he'd like that corn soaked in diesel also..... ya know he's tried it in his corn flakes after reading this thread...just to see what its all about...