Or,do like the Japanese and feed them beer,along with a massage. Like they do for Kobe beef. That'll make them hogs really happy!
I ain't got the nards' to try and sidle up to one of those bad boys and try to give him a rub-down.
NO problem giving one the shaft from 25 yds. with a crossbow or inserting a lead suppository from 100 yds plus though..........
Just sayin'
GWB