FWIW, I don't think it's legal to fire up your charcoal grill in California anymore.
Meanwhile, I BBQ with nothing but charcoal (evil little me).
So you believe there is a problem but you don't want to help fix it, if you're not part of the solution you're part of the problem.
You're by no means a stupid person Kevin but you sure do say some of the stupidest schit I've ever heard. Quit drinking the koolaid and I bet you'd come out of the fog.