So.....
One time at band camp, I took shots (firing blanks) in public from urban hide sites, during training exercises, while being virtually surrounded by unwitting public.
Therefore I must be part of a giant conspiracy to enslave Americans and establish martial law...
OhmygodtheskyisfallingandtheChemtrailsfromSpyplanesareallowingtheCIAtocontrolmymind!!!!!
hey, don't you laugh at those chem trails, big topic of discussion on the chat forums around prescott. Some super secret gooberment plot so your "winky" won't get it up.