So.....
One time at band camp, I took shots (firing blanks) in public from urban hide sites, during training exercises, while being virtually surrounded by unwitting public.
Therefore I must be part of a giant conspiracy to enslave Americans and establish martial law...
OhmygodtheskyisfallingandtheChemtrailsfromSpyplanesareallowingtheCIAtocontrolmymind!!!!!
AHAH! I knew it! Ok, now on to reading the rest of this ridiculous thread.