The first one I married acted like my best friend.
The second one I married,..I didn't give it much thought. She was friendly enough,....but what made me buy her a ring was that she liked ta holler!
When ya get right down to it,...'hit don't matter what she think about ya as long as you can make her holler.
If they holler and carry on,..buy 'em a ring.
If they just squint their eyes up and pooch they lips out,..leave 'em fer the next guy.
The ones that holler are the honest ones.
The squint & poochers are holdin' somethin' back.
You are a freakin' loon Bristoe but keep 'em coming.
awwww,...I think I'll let it rest.
The men in here who haven't ever made a woman holler seem to get all bent outta shape when ya bring it up.
They got enough trouble without me gettin' into it.
They want a "best friend".
Best friends come from the dog pound.
Hollerin' women require a bit more effort.
