I played doctor I'll show you mine you show me yours touchy feely with our 12 YO baby sitter.

She had hairs on it and lived next door. I was 7 and stiffer n a new broom that I had no idea what to do with...
For 2 or 3 years she came back for more.

My parents liked go out dinner and dancing couple nights a week.
Little did they know they were buying me a ho just to keep my mouth shut.

Anyway, I'll never forget what it was to be a pedophile, best most erect years of my life.
And I'll never forget them hairs, neither.




BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG!
PERVERTS OFFEND ME!

"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!"
---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress