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Are you looking for a job at the Dept of Redundancy?
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Are you looking for a job at the Dept of Redundancy? That would be the Department of Redundancy Department.
Be not weary in well doing.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Did I mention, as your Attorney General I would:
1. Abolish the Electoral College.
2. Outlaw voting by anyone who isn't actively employed.
3.Make english the only official language.
4. Eliminate campaign 'contributions'.
5. Eliminate Welfare.
6. Monitor Social Security so that only those who put in... get out, and manage it like a finical account... so it does provide security.
7. Immediately rescind the Affordable Care Act, and prosecute its creators.
More later... All but the Electoral College. It was set up to give states like WY and MT a say. Without that set up, elections would be popular vote and the big Dem controlled, vote the dead, vote early/vote often, population centers would rule more than they currently do. Campaign contributions go both ways... You're on the right track... DF
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Are you looking for a job at the Dept of Redundancy? That would be the Department of Redundancy Department. You are quite right you are. 
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Are you looking for a job at the Dept of Redundancy? That would be the Department of Redundancy Department. lol
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I wanna be head of the Immigration Department.
No one gets in, and only riff-raff (D's) get out. And THEY have to STAY out. Add RINOS to them, come to think of it.
You can roll a turd in peanuts, dip it in chocolate, and it still ain't no damn Baby Ruth.
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Would you make exceptions for hawt Italian, Swedish and French wimmen?
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Tracker
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I say change the Secretary of Defense position to Secretary of Offense. When we need to act, we need to go on offense. miles Which is every day and not just outside the USA either. We need more military involvement on US soil and more militant police to keep us safe from civilian threats.
"My message to my troops is if you see anybody carrying a gun on the streets of Milwaukee, we'll put them on the ground, take the gun away and then decide whether you have a right to carry it." - Milwaukee Police Chief Ed Flynn
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Who wants to be Secretary of Practical Jokes?
'Flave?
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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