Women are liars from head to toe.

Hair? Fake color or fake altogether.
Eyebrows? Fake
Eyelashes? Fake
Complexion? Fake (makeup)
Lips? Fake
Fingernails? Fake
Cleavage? Fake
Bosom? Fake
Waist? Fake
Legs? Fake (hose)
Calves? Fake (high heels)
Toenails? Fake
Overall scent? Fake


Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.