I feel like I've already laid enough women in my life. Maybe I'm getting old, but I was already starting to feel that way back in my thirties when I met my wife.
I asked a friend of mine who is in his late 50's about whether it would bother him if he found out his wife was having an affair (innocent question related to us talking about another friend whose wife cheated on him).
he was like "at my age? hell no - just leave the keys in her when your done"
