I feel like I've already laid enough women in my life. Maybe I'm getting old, but I was already starting to feel that way back in my thirties when I met my wife.
I asked a friend of mine who is in his late 50's about whether it would bother him if he found out his wife was having an affair (innocent question related to us talking about another friend whose wife cheated on him).
he was like "at my age? hell no - just leave the keys in her when your done"
That reminds me ..................
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.
While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money'
HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your Baseball season tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for your African tour
HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!'
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do?
The cabby replies, 'I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold.'
L>W.
