I have always contended that the ammo companies ought to give away free .22 autoloaders to every kid who wants one. A better device for expending mounds of .22 ammo has never been invented. Just think, free .22 autoloaders would be good for the economy: the ammo companies would get rich, LGS owners would get rich, Walmart would get richer, the people who made the rifles would get rich, and peace would reign throughout the land. We would become a nation of riflemen again, maybe, sort of.

Kids would start mowing lawns again to get .22 ammo money- making suburban America look spiffier.

Soda (and beer) makers would get richer because of the need for more empty can targets.

Lawyers would get poorer though due to less juvenile delinquency.

The .22 autoloader could, in truth, be the answer for our salvation!


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