I hit 40 a few weeks ago and am still hooked on the feelin'...


Been in trouble a few times and now generally just imbibe at home.



Got up at 4AM this morning and went out and chased cows until about 2PM.


Drove home, fueled up and snabbed a 6 pack of Twisted Tea.

Threw down a shot of Patron(it is now 5PM) and had a couple teas while I mowed the lawn. Just got in and cracked a cold Heineken.

Eat a light supper, take a shower and back at it again tomorrow about the same time.

I work hard and drink hard.


No kids and the bills are paid so who gives a fuuck. Haven't missed a day of work in years.

Uber functional.