"Johnson wouldn't take a dump or get off the pot"
That's funny Ron. And a bit ironic. Western White House has phones in all the bathrooms right next to crapper!
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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