A one way ticket ain't too bad. Once you get a taste of Pennsyltucky you probably won't want to go bak to Orygun.
Seriously, make the effort. WTH, it's only a long weekend and a plane ticket. One of us can pick you up at an airport (unless you fly into Atlanta or something, in which case I'll dispatch Joe Martin to pick you up).
"You can lead a man to logic, but you cannot make him think." Joe Harz "Always certain, often right." Keith McCafferty
