Peckerpole Stick,
You TRY and FAIL to make up for your small size as a male with objects.
Little Bitty Guy that's too tall for his hair, too.
BTW, we all know you've never been in uniform other than as a maintenance guy or gas station attendant or you would be MUCH better at cussing.
You would really fit in Anchorage, Seattle, Portland and San Francisco.
