So you'd rather see a film about an admiral who doesn't fly jets any more?
You might want to hit that button on your life alert, I think you have fallen and can’t get up...
Why would you say that, pray tell? And wtf is a "life alert?"
PS, I'll be backpacking on the mountains next weekend, getting ready for elk season. If you want to come along let me know. Don't worry, I'll put your heavy stuff in my pack.