Oooohhh...backpacker...tough guy! You couldn't follow me for three miles, fatboy. Betting you rarely separate yourself from your pickup more than 200 yards.

You got to have one to be ABLE to step on it. You probably made a good girl scout, though.

Don't ask me about my military service or heroic acts...most of it is untrue.

Pronoun: Yes, SIR !