Just got a call from the nicest, most helpful people at Social Security Office. The government must have a program to hire immigrants, because all 3 of the people I spoke with had similar accents. The agent said he would do all he could to help keep me out of prison and then turned me over to 2 different enforcement officers who were equally interest in helping solve the problem. When I told him that I was on parole and would never be taken alive again, he didn't even flinch, not even after being told that I got a year in prison for stalking, murdering and cutting the head, hands and feet off of a phone scammer. His only comment was, "you only got a year for murder in Texas?" I said no, I'm in Georgia and the judge said it was justifiable homicide, but charged me with felony littering for throwing the body parts out the window driving home. He said he wasn't interested in sending me back to prison, but the problem was the car that was impounded in Texas that was rented to my name and SS number and when they checked my bank account the found that $240K had been wired to it from a foreign source. When I told him that a lawyer had called me from Nigeria informing me that a rich uncle had died and left me $250K in his will if I'd send them $5K for handling I figured that large bank deposit was just for that since I sent him the money over a month ago. At that point he insisted on my full social security number again to cross reference with the bank records. I told him I thought he was trying to trick me by keeping me on the line until the police got here and I needed to hang up to flee, but he insisted this could be worked out with a credit card purchase from Walmart. When the credit card number I offered didn't match the first one I gave him, he became really irate and called me a name and hung up. I really thought he wanted to help. I've gotta' write those credit card numbers down in the future so I can repeat 'em when they ask a second time.
