If they're female just tell them to keep talkin' all sexy like whilst you get the lotion out. Ask them what kinda undies they wearin'. And do they like top or bottom.

But most of the time it's dudes, so I just keep pressing numbers on the phone and beep the crap out of them.

Geno


The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)

member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?