Turban headed shiitball called 3 times on Thanksgiving day. I asked him who in their right mind would think any government office would be open anywhere near a holiday. Ended those calls quick.

Another time I asked what part of Pakistan they were calling from. He said, "Don't worry about my country". I said, "I don't, cause it's a $hithole".

One I told what they were doing was bad karma and the next typhoon was going to sweep them out to sea