I have never cheated on my wife and never will.

Thank the Lord Costco is not a woman.

Only a God forsaken Liberal Megastore Behemoth that is constantly tempting me.

Some of todays transgressions:

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"Maybe we're all happy."

"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."