Dam Frud, if you only knew.
Saw a turd in a Van De Camps Pork and Beans can last year and thought it was a rotting banana.
Needles aint a surprise anymore either.
Last weekend while deer hunting with my nephew, I introduced him to the concept of a piss bottle.
He said, “what if I have to poop?”
“Then it’s called a crap bottle”, I explained.
