Nobody, I mean nobody around here eats them

I always go my pizza "with everything".


Driving truck, got an everything pizza in LA.
It had these nasty, hairy, salty, fishy, things on it.
The taste ran through the pizza, taking them off did nothing.

Happened in Upstate New York, different pieces, same nasty taste.

Did it once more, finally learned.

Now I order "Everything, no fish".
Places in this area look at you funny,
some say, "We don't even have anchovies", others are completely
lost.


Anchovies?


HELL NO!


Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!