Originally Posted by 6mm250
....or you could take a paper sack full of schit and put it on their doorstep , set fire to it , then ring their doorbell , run like hell.


Mike

I did that once

they never answered the door, thought the door frame was gonna catch on fire. So I ran back over and used his water hose to put it out.

What a mess

Ashes, partially cooked dog shît. I’m sure the confusion read like a Far Side comic when they finally seen the remnants of the failed assault.