A while back my wife showed me an article in something she was reading. An over-hefty woman was pregnant. To get that way, her mother and sister held the fat on her legs back while her husband did her. It was the only way he could get to her.
Almost rivals the one I heard in the hospital. "Big-boned" lady aided to spread by both mothers-in-law to make way for hubbie (who was as tall as she was wide) and getting it on top of the kitchen table... Forget cankles, her thighs were so thick she appeared to have hoofs instead of feet
