Originally Posted by Yoder409
Originally Posted by Gristle
UPS package driver here. To the people I’ve been delivering tp to now for 4 days, I’m more popular than Santa.

Damn people have lost their [bleep] minds....


Ditto.



Actually delivered a box of 36 Pop-Tarts............Next Day Air.........to a house today. This is what my life's purpose has become.




It sounds funny when you put it like that, but you’re delivering comfort and putting folks at ease.

Thank you!


Originally Posted by 16penny
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty