Do you or a loved one suffer from Big Stick Derangement Syndrome?
BSDS symptoms include but are not limited to,
Swollen fallopian tubes
Mood swings
Bloating
Tenderness or pain in the breasts
Irregular periods
Miscarriage
Bloody or oily stools
Severe anal bleeding
Redundancy
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Excessive belly button lint
Loss of brain function
Unwanted pregnancy
Complete loss of humor
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If you are experiencing any of these symptoms, ask your Doctor if stepping away from the fugging internet may be right for you!
