Joke about an old gal in a bar who bragged about having a tattoo likeness of two country and western singers, one each, on the inside of each thigh and said if anyone could guess who they were that she’d buy the next round.

A fella that was pretty drunk said he’d buy if he couldn’t identify them and got down between her legs and stayed for a while.

Finally he stood and said “don’t know who them fellers are but the one in the middle is Ole Willie Nelson.


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