My friend, a trust funded santa barbarian, told me about his daughter asking if she could get one. She is of age but didn't want to upset her monthly checks. He was so proud telling me how he disallowed any tattoos, and finished his bravado with the statement his daughter had no tattoos. You could see him curdle when I added"at least not where Dad would see them. Ruined his night.

I've asked myself how life may have turned out different if I had a dragon in one forearm with a panther on the other.


Be Polite , Be Professional , but have a plan to kill everybody you meet
-General James Mattis United States Marine Corps


Nothing is darker than a mau mau's moo moo.