It's National Public Radio spring membership time. Here's what my radio said:
"The cat is on your lap, your PJs are on, you're holding a book and streaming NPR classic radio. Yadda yadda yadda send us some money"
But what I hear: "The cat is on your lap, your PJs are on you're holding a book and streaming NPR classic radio. You get an erection under your PJs and the cat is eying it like she's discovered a new scratching post. Time for kitty's flying lesson!
Well, never mind. I like what I hear better.
Btw, if you throw a cat against a wall feet first, do they stick?